What does Money Duece mean?
Money Duece is a phrase that we invented and it goes a little something like this. So, you are at work and you have to go to the bathroom. Ok, no problem, right? Well you have to go Number 2 (Duece). So you go, take a little while, and your back to work. But what you don't realize is that you just got paid for taking a shit. That's where the money comes in. All you have to do is see how long your Duece took, and then divide it by how much you get paid per hour. For example, Say you take a 10 min shit and you get paid $6/hr. You just made a dollar for taking a shit. Now that's just an example. I've heard of outragous numbers where people who get paid more than $30/hr and they take half hour shits. That's $15 for a shit. Basically, it's pretty gross, but you gotta fuckin' love it. Money Duece: Getting paid to shit.